Shaxting 

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

Shaxting by Sproo March 2, 2021

shaxting 

texting while taking a shit.

I really had to poop so I'm shaxting you, I hope you don't mind.

shaxting by spilkgirl11 June 19, 2010

shaxting 

the act of sending pictures of pieces of poop to other people by phone.

I was shaxting my bro the other day, when I was out and about.

shaxting by kim kardashien June 20, 2010

Shaxting 

A portmanteau of “Shatner” and “texting”: When you send or receive a long text message to or from someone in multiple small messages instead of one long one, thereby blowing up your phone. Essentially they are texting you the same way William Shatner speaks, a few words with breaks in between:

“Mr........Spock, I.......can’t....go on with this.......charade any longer! Scotty, I.......need full power now! Sulu.....go to maximum warp, we’re going to......intercept the Klingons and.......rescue Uhura!”

*phone buzzing repeatedly* Jesus f**king Murphy, Brian is shaxting the sh*t out of me!

Shaxting by Sproo March 2, 2021

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

Side-shafting by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Saxting 

The act of sending pictures of your saxophone via text message

QUIT SAXTING ME! i Know You just had it polished, but stop sending me pics of your damn saxophone!!!

Saxting by zero the hedgehog January 11, 2012

Shacting 

The overblown acting style of William Shatner.

"Man, that actor is so over the top." "He's not acting, he's shacting."

Shacting by yellabell December 5, 2009