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shatophobia 

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.
My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.
shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008
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Stataphobia 

An abnormal fear of research design and statistics—prevents publication, tenure, and scientific recognition. The word was originally coined by Prof. Ron Laporte of University of Pittsburgh and popularized by the "Supercourse" of Epidemiology team.
Stataphobia is probably a major cause of low output of scientific publications from developing countries.
Stataphobia by KII April 8, 2013

Shitophobia 

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

Swagophobia 

The fear of swag fags and everything about them. Usually mature people and people who have good common sense have this.
usage: "Bro...i think I have swagophobia."
"why?"
"because I see that swaggot treating his girl like shit,and it makes me wanna sock him in the throat"
"its I have that too"
Swagophobia by methedonekitty October 7, 2013

Shaltophobic 

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.
"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."
Shaltophobic by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

scatophobia 

The fear of fecal matter.
my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.
scatophobia by BassistBan March 12, 2008

shitaphobia 

A mental disorder in which the diseased is irrationally afraid of giant shits. It is caused by a gland in the brain called the 'shitpola'. the shitopola releases a chemical called 'crapogen'. This is what causes you to decide not to eat, touch, or taste shit. Shitaphobia is caused when the shitopola releases too much crapogen to the brain
mom: son, you should go to the washroom, its been almost a week.
son: NOOO! PLS! I cant! Im gona get a heart attack if i see another shit! theyr so scary.
mom: (thinking) *holy shit my son might have shitaphobia*
mom: son, if you dont take a dump soon, ur insides will explode.
shitaphobia by mrlucky4444 February 13, 2009
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