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shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.
Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.
by Spankter April 15, 2005
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Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
by phobosorino September 24, 2017
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Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.
"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."
by Siah McGee May 19, 2009
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scatophobia

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.
by BassistBan March 12, 2008
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Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants
I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out
by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009
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shatophobia

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.
My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.
by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008
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sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.
"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."
by Shelbo December 25, 2007
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