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Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

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Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

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Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

Shaltophobic by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

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scatophobia

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

scatophobia by BassistBan March 12, 2008

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Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

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shatophobia

The fear of shitting in a public restroom or anywhere besides ones home.

My sister refuses to shit in public. She has shatophobia.

shatophobia by Gondor Brown January 10, 2008

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sharktophobia

The fear of being eaten alive by a herd of sharks.

"Jimmy has Sharktophobia."

sharktophobia by Shelbo December 25, 2007

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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