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Shotophobia 

The fear of kettles
I have Shotophobia so I don't like making tea
Shotophobia by Human1228 March 23, 2021
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scopophobia 

an extreme fear of being seen or stared at by others
scopophobia sufferer: dear god and dear lord do nOT LOOK AT ME
scopophobia by tankard December 31, 2013

Spotiphobia

Spotiphobia (n): Extreme or irrational fear of one's embarrassing song/album selection being broadcast to one's entire network of friends caused by the ridiculous Sharing auto-settings in Spotify, even if said song/album is not being played in Spotify.
I was listening to Nickleback on repeat in iTunes and had to pause mid-song to check and make sure this info wasn't being broadcast on Facebook because I suffer from Spotiphobia.
Spotiphobia by LadyParty February 26, 2013

thotophobia 

Fear of Thots and fake ass bitches

Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
Thot: Hey! I'm gonna go fuck your boyfriend!
Person with Thotophobia: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STAY AWAY FROM ME I HAVE THOTOPHOBIA!!!!!!!
thotophobia by Bobbybbrown December 7, 2014

photophobia 

Photophobia is a fear of, or adverse physical or psychological reaction to light. Whether from rapid change of light intensity, or sudden burst of bright light, as from a camera flash. Not to be confused with heliophobia, which is a fear of the Sun.
When we went to the laser light show, Jon must've got a case of photophobia. He puked and had a seizure.
photophobia by Bada Bing, Bada Boom September 1, 2013

Thotophobia 

I am afraid of that thot. I have thotophobia
Thotophobia by mavvid May 4, 2018

scopophobia 

AN INTESTINE FEAR OF BEING LOOKED AND OR STARED AT AS WELL AS SOME SERVERE CASES BEING AFRAID OF BEING MENTIONED

DO NOT LOOK AT US PLEASE

I REPEAT;

D O N O T L O O K A T U S I B E G O F Y O U
Someone with Scopophobia; "Please don't look at me, I have scopophobia and it really freaks me out."

Random person while directly looking at them; "Oh! I understand *name*! I have stage fright sometimes, it's fine being looked at, just get over it. "

Same person with Scopophobia; "Now you, dear mortal do not understand with how much capacity this has taken to affect me, now may you please not mention or look at me before I either have a panic/anxiety attack, or pull a SCP-096."
scopophobia by lycxnwolf February 25, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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