shartophobia

The fear or sharting oneself.

Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

by phobosorino September 24, 2017

Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

by noone nobody February 13, 2009

scatophobia

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

by BassistBan March 12, 2008

Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

by Spankter April 15, 2005