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Dude 1: I gotta go to the bathroom.
Dude 2: WTF you just went.
Dude 1: Yeah I know, I need to get a handle on my shartophobia.

shartophobia by B-Sizzzzle January 13, 2009

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Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

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Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.

"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."

Shaltophobic by Siah McGee May 19, 2009

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Sharmaphobia

The fear of Sharma.

Let's go to our secret corner instead of the usual spot at school today, I have really bad Sharmaphobia and I can't be around there.

Sharmaphobia by noone nobody February 13, 2009

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scatophobia

The fear of fecal matter.

my little brother will not go to the circus due to his severe case of scatophobia.

scatophobia by BassistBan March 12, 2008

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Shartaphobia

Not pushing out a fart in fear of pushing too hard and shitting in your pants

I was in class with a ton of gas but I have shartaphobia so I held it in and demolished the bathroom when I got out

Shartaphobia by The shittiest shit April 7, 2009

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shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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