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shartxiao 

they are a very nice mutual and i love them sm. I rlly want them to get ayaka.
one of my favorite mutuals is shartxiao!
shartxiao by emluvsganyu July 21, 2021
I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.
shartial by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009

Shartnia 

A magical land where your not judged for sharing in your pants.
Thank god for shartnia now a can shit in my pants without judgment.
Shartnia by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

Shartdio 

Today at the gym I did some squats, then shartdio...and/or blasted my glutes, then blasted some poops. Mudbutt
Shartdio by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018

shartuitous moment 

When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.
"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."
shartuitous moment by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016

shartiac arrest 

When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).
I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.
shartiac arrest by Shitbird? January 24, 2017