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shartxiao
shartxiao by emluvsganyu July 21, 2021
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shartial
shartial by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009
Shartnia
Shartnia by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019
Shartdio
Today at the gym I did some squats, then shartdio...and/or blasted my glutes, then blasted some poops. Mudbutt
Shartdio by Throbinwilliams January 3, 2018
shartuitous moment
When you're standing at the toilet whizzing away and proceed to crack out what you THINK... is a fart but unfortunately is not gaseous in nature. Still... you're in a good position to just turn around, drop trou and proceed to salvage your shorts as you are conveniently right there in front of the toilet.
"Dude... it was a most Shartuitous Moment... I was actually IN the can when I had an unanticipated shart attack....."
shartuitous moment by Bonemanrides January 19, 2016
shartiac arrest
When you are well aware everyone knows you've shit yourself and all you can do is walk away, clean yourself and die (inside).
I thought something was wrong with Gerald when he got up and ran off, but then It smelled like poop. Gerald just went into shartiac arrest.
shartiac arrest by Shitbird? January 24, 2017
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