Shartnia

A magical land where your not judged for sharing in your pants.

Thank god for shartnia now a can shit in my pants without judgment.

by Bacon_boy_33 February 4, 2019

Shartnado

An explosive unintended defecation that occurs when one relaxes the anal sphincter to fart, with a twist.

After my fifth bean burrito, and three cups of coffee, my bunghole released an EF5 Shartnado that leveled my pants.

by ScooterDnSC July 8, 2014

Sharnia

Sharnia is an outstanding babe, she is the everything that you can hope or imagine for, she has it all. she has the looks that makes guys melt to their core, shes very popular with the boys, shes very outgoing, friendly and a wonderful girlfriend any guy would be lucky to have her. Sharnia is one of those girls who put all her heart into a relationship and asks that you love her in return, she can light up your world every time you see her, she can swing your mood around in a heartbeat, she makes you feel special in every way possible, no matter what happens she will always stand by her boyfriend, friends and family. she is also devoted to making everyone happy. she puts alot of effort into her relationship and gets the finest results from all her effort. amazing eyes amazing hair and an amazing lover, truely an amazing person all over she has the best body but wont admit it, she can be stubborn but you can deal with that, boys if you find a sharnia thats single stick by her best friend take the chance to be with her you wont regret it

boy 1 : omg whos that?!
boy 2 : thats sharnia
boy 1 : shes so hot, shes a babe

by asdfghjkl.1 September 7, 2013

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shartial

a partial shart

I thought I sharted, but it was only a shartial.

by Shawn Artial May 6, 2009

shartnado

A defense mechanism, not unlike a squid releasing ink, wherein the cornered prey releases a flurry of flatulence and feces in a panicked attempt to distract, confuse, and evade an unrelenting predatory attack.

Wow, Spicy’s press conference is fubared, and they’ve already used up the alternative fact defense, so what’s he gonna do?
Only one card left to play man… the Shartnado. Stand back.

by Mr. Surly February 6, 2017

Sharnia

awesomely pretty, an amazing person who deserves the best in life, and anyone who fucks with her should watch out because their just too plain awesome. (:
Funny as hell, and great to talk to.

Sharnia, awesome in a peanut hole.

by NicoleeeeeeeLalalala November 29, 2011