shartulence

Flatulence (farting) that leads to a shart (shitting your pants when you were expecting/hoping to merely push a fart).

All in all, shartulence is a fancier way of saying that you (or someone else) sharted.

It's nothing to be ashamed of, just something to be laughed at.

by JeffroMidas September 7, 2013

Shlatulence

The polite term for the word "shart".
When you pass gas with the bonus of pooh.

Whoops, looks like I'm gonna need a new pair of boxers after that shlatulence.

by jaxst November 27, 2010

Shatulence

An upmarket term for a bout of Farts with diarrhea or having gas while sick with diarrhea.
People suffering from this are the ones that cause Raucus laughter in public bathrooms/toilets

Bob has Shatulence - been on the toilet all morning!

by Muckspreader August 27, 2009

spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.

"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."

by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010

Sharpulence

A fart that makes a sharp, high pitched tone, as opposed to a flat one.

Man I think I barely heard that, you got some serious sharpulence.

by cb1234 August 31, 2010