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Shartillery 

Explosive diarrhea that is released in a shart in such a way that it sounds like machine gun artillery fire when it plops into the toilet bowl.
Stand down! Its a shartillery strike!!!

Mommy! I just had shartillery and got little bits of poo shrapnel all over the toilet bowl! Will you clean it up please?
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Shartchery

The act of aiming at a target while farting and shitting at the same time. Extra points if you avoid the shotgun effect.
"We better stop by Taco Bell on the way home. I have a shartchery competition tonight."
Shartchery by JR PAPERSTACKS November 1, 2011