shartmark

when you have a diet high in greasy food, you leave behind residue in your underwear called shartmarks when you fart. your farts have liquid fuel that occasionally, accidentally end up with a bit too much substance behind them.

"too much take out has left Steven no choice to replace his boxers due to excessive shartmarks"

shartmark by stevenjchamplin December 26, 2012

shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.

Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin

sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

sharymar 

Intuitive mystical being, with powerful eyes that if stared long enough will look into your soul.

I looked at Sharymar's eyes and I was hypnotized .

sharymar by SharyR February 11, 2017

Sharmarke 

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular

I want to be like sharmarke

Sharmarke by Bossman123454321 May 3, 2019

The Shartmann theory 

A theory that states: if a football can be inserted into the asshole past half way, said asshole will create a suction and/or vaccume and ingulf the rest of the football if lubracation is in use

Bro1: Bro, me and jessie tested out the shartmann theory last night
Bro2: broooo how much lube did u guys go through
Bro1: brooooooooo idek like half the tube

The Shartmann theory by WalkingTalkingStephenHawking December 4, 2015