shartman 

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

n.
Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an hour. i heard once he even sharted on his balls.

shartman by the original shartman January 11, 2009

shartman 

n. 1. one who sharts multiple times; a compulsive sharter
2. one who sharts while attempting to blast a massive fart on someone else
3. one who sharts quite often

Tom: yo bro, jack just sharted in my bed
Steve: why did you even let him in your house?
Tom: why not?
Steve: oh, you don't know, jack's a shartman. he holds the guiness book of world record for most sharts ever and most sharts in an house

shartman by the original shartman January 30, 2008

ShartMan 

The act of crapping your pants when your talking to some smoking hot woman

"I cannot belive that I busted out as ShartMan last night when I was talking to Sonja"

ShartMan by eacable September 15, 2007

shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

sharmander 

A pro nickname given by gods by only a few in the world. Mix between original name and a pokemon. Allows for hours of pokemon related jokes.

Yo Happy Birthday Sharmander!

sharmander by Ericsito Bebito February 2, 2009

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

Sharmane 

Is a hot , beautiful indivual who can be hurt easily ,

This person may be a bad ass at point but other than that this person may be sensitive ,

This may may be the one your lookign for but you would have to look at the good point of this person,

Sharmane is an amazing friend who will protect the ones that would protect them ,

This person likes to have a good time ,

This person ( if you treat them right with respect ) may be easy to get acesse to ( if you know what i mean ) ,

And last this person is easy going .

person 1=heeey do you know Sharmane ?

person 2=Yeah s{he}s like a boss

person 1=yeaah .. s{he}s always fun to hang around

person 2=i know and she easy going but rough around the edges

person 1=who cares she soo outgoing and fun to chil with

person 2=i love being her/his friend their amazingly pretty/hansom

person 1=i agree

Sharmane by LikeABoss. October 12, 2011