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sharkmark 

A term used to describe the act of throwing a dart and barely missing your intended target.
Damn't! If I hadn't hit so many sharkmarks I would have won
sharkmark by Senor Marksman January 14, 2011
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shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream
"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"
shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart
shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.
Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin
sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

sharymar 

Intuitive mystical being, with powerful eyes that if stared long enough will look into your soul.
I looked at Sharymar's eyes and I was hypnotized .
sharymar by SharyR February 11, 2017

Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.
"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise
Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

Sharmarke 

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular
I want to be like sharmarke
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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