sharkmark 

A term used to describe the act of throwing a dart and barely missing your intended target.

Damn't! If I hadn't hit so many sharkmarks I would have won

sharkmark by Senor Marksman January 14, 2011

shartmare 

1. Trying to fart and accidentally shitting during the worst possible time.

2. Shitting and farting simultaneously during a scary dream

"Jack went up to ask Susan to the prom, and accidentally shit his pants. What a shartmare!"

shartmare by Paddow101 September 12, 2016

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

sharmarke 

See no evil or may be protected from evil, good luck etc

other ways to spell. Shermarke Shamarke Sharmake Sharmaarke Shermaarke Shemaarke

Abdirashid Ali sharmarke was the 2nd President of the Republic of Somalia.

Shar ma arke (Somali name) is made up from two words (Shar) is arabic word witch means bad or -objectionable aspects of the behaviour- or evil, not good etc. Ma arke witch is (Somali word HA-ARKIN)don't see, be guarded from evil. Sharmarke Shar-ha-arkin

sharmarke by Dhaqancelis April 5, 2008

sharymar 

Intuitive mystical being, with powerful eyes that if stared long enough will look into your soul.

I looked at Sharymar's eyes and I was hypnotized .

sharymar by SharyR February 11, 2017

Sharkjacking 

An extreme sport of which the object is to masturbate a shark, the greatest achievement possible being an ejaculation by a Great White Shark. One participant ties raw meat onto his/her ankles and swims near the shore to lure in the animal where three others wait. When the shark approaches, the three sleepers wrestle the shark into submission and the "baiter" manually stimulates the shark. Upon ejaculation it is important that the team clears the area as quickly as possible because post-orgasm behavior of sharks is often erratic and the chance of participant injury is increased due to close proximity.

This sport can be played by a team of more than four, but traditional Sharkjacking is done with a team of four.

"Nothing like a game of Sharkjacking in the morning to get the blood flowing, eh boys?" --Chris Kahn of the Starship Enterprise

Sharkjacking by QuadkilleR June 23, 2006

Sharmarke 

Sharmarke is the name of royalty, a king who deserves to be recognised for his great talents,m. Sharmarke is normally a very funny person who is generally popular

I want to be like sharmarke

Sharmarke by Bossman123454321 May 3, 2019