shart dart 

A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.

I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.

shart dart by Hullabaloo August 18, 2006

shart and dart 

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

shart and dart by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

shart and dart 

The act of sharting (a mix between a "shit" and a "fart") and then running to the bathroom to clean up your shorts. Sometimes also referred to as "the shit and split", or the "toot and scoot".

Mitchell: "I farted in front of my girlfriend for the first time yesterday. She tried to reply with her own fart, but then ended up running to the bathroom."

Kevin: "Ahh yes, the ole shart and dart."

shart and dart by le-bulldog April 10, 2015

Smart Dart 

Juul, Suorin, an ecig with nicotine salts.

“Yo is that a smart dart I see? Let me get a rip” - Sophomores in the school bathroom

Smart Dart by ggricksmith May 25, 2018

shartmart 

When shopping at Wal-Mart and think you have to fart. Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

Accidentally shitting yourself. Shartmart

shartmart by 76Gutz May 15, 2018

Shartnart 

Shartnart is when you shart yo stanky pantaloons in the freezer and it piles up in your pants a bit too much that it reaches the top of your head like a tower and now you have a cozy hat that protects you, a cute name to describe this event would be shartnart

“Man bud, that shartnart looks unbelievable, what did you have for dinner?”

Shartnart by Loutid December 19, 2020

Shartfartyummyum 

Peak of Human Emotions. It is also that feeling when you hold in a shart for days and you decide to fart it all out in one session which gives a similar feeling like Euphoria, hence yummyum.

Shartfartyummyum is the peak of Human Emotions and can be used in almost anything, in any ways.

Shartfartyummyum by The “Thing” April 25, 2023