Hullabaloo's definitions

ouchfit

1. A set of clothing so remarkably tight that it looks painful to wear.

2. A set of clothing so unappealing to the eyes that it hurts the observer!

"Man--does your girlfriend have to try to fit into that same ouchfit everytime we go out???"

by Hullabaloo May 21, 2006

Criminoles

Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.

"Watch the Gators beat up on those Criminoles!"

by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006

Punk Rodgers

A derogatory term reserved for the modern day punk rocker. The term is obviously derived from "Buck Rodgers."

The Punk Rodgers feel that they are too cool for school and has a tendancy to pick on the Hot Topic crowd and their music. Punk Rodgers likes every stinking underground band spotlighted in Maximum Rock 'n' Roll.

Punk Rodgers' refer to me as the Grinch because I steal their girlfriend like I stole their Christmas.

"Fuck you Punk Rodgers--I was Punk Rock when you were still chewing on crayons!"

by Hullabaloo May 4, 2006

gorch

(n.) A fart smeller, a person that enjoys the smell of other's flatulance. A "gorch" is easily identifiable by the audible sniffing sound shortly after you let one rip.

Me: Did you hear that Casey told Smashley that I said she stood up when she peed?

Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.

by Hullabaloo May 6, 2006

elephant game

Similar to elephant line used in fraternity initiations. The game consists of guys walking around in a circle at least half-naked whilst each has a thumb up the ass of the guy in front of him and the other in their own mouth. Similar to musical chairs someone stops the music and then everyone comes to a sudden halt. If any frat boy's thumb is dislodged from the other guy's anus he must then switch his thumbs until he is out of clean ones. No more clean thumbs and you are out of the game.

Dude: "I am going to FSU because the frats there play with elephants 'n' shit."

Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"

Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."

Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"

by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

Weed Whacked

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.

Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."

by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006

SolidWorks

A lame ass piece of shit software used by people with inferior minds and companies that lack vision. SolidWorks is not to be used if you wish to be an industry leader. Most SolidWorks users are spent, older gentlemen who are proud that they were able to make the leap from AutoCAD.

Most users think the software is better than all else because the claim of being easy to use. SolidWorks users generally are not "true" engineers, and never will be, so have not been afforded the earthly right to comment on anything remotely technical.

The Girl Scouts are learning SolidWorks this year intead of selling cookies.

by Hullabaloo April 30, 2006