Definitions by Hullabaloo

Weed Whacked 

No easier way to put it other than getting busted smoking, selling, possessing or cultivating weed.

Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."

Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"

Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"

Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."

Weed Whacked by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006

shart dart 

A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.

I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.

shart dart by Hullabaloo August 18, 2006

gooey 

A person who has a drug addled brain. Usually one who indulges in too many psychotropics. Brain is currently in a "goo" state--not to be confused with the Sonic Youth album Goo.

Me in back of dad's pick'em up truck: "Look at that guy!"

Sister: "You look like uh Gooey!!"

Dad: *SMACK*

gooey by Hullabaloo July 15, 2006

ouchfit 

1. A set of clothing so remarkably tight that it looks painful to wear.

2. A set of clothing so unappealing to the eyes that it hurts the observer!

"Man--does your girlfriend have to try to fit into that same ouchfit everytime we go out???"

ouchfit by Hullabaloo May 21, 2006

Criminoles 

Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.

"Watch the Gators beat up on those Criminoles!"

Criminoles by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006

elephant game 

Similar to elephant line used in fraternity initiations. The game consists of guys walking around in a circle at least half-naked whilst each has a thumb up the ass of the guy in front of him and the other in their own mouth. Similar to musical chairs someone stops the music and then everyone comes to a sudden halt. If any frat boy's thumb is dislodged from the other guy's anus he must then switch his thumbs until he is out of clean ones. No more clean thumbs and you are out of the game.

Dude: "I am going to FSU because the frats there play with elephants 'n' shit."

Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"

Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."

Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"

elephant game by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006

tornado wake 

The "tornado wake" is exercised after a night of attempted make-up sex where the girl starts to get over her issues and things get heated. When the girl's conscience gets the best of her the result is sexual frustration for you. The end result of hours penned up sexual frustration is as follows:

1. The girl falls asleep
2. The boys masturbates
3. The girl is awakened abruptly (like when a tornado is hitting your house and it is time to get some new shelter!)
4. The boy ejaculates directly into the girl's hair and eyes when she is sitting up straight up in the bed and frightened

"I am going to hell. That bitch pissed me off so bad I invented something new--the tornado wake."

tornado wake by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006