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(n.) A fart smeller, a person that enjoys the smell of other's flatulance. A "gorch" is easily identifiable by the audible sniffing sound shortly after you let one rip.
Me: Did you hear that Casey told Smashley that I said she stood up when she peed?
Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.
Everybody: Yeah, that dude is a jizz mopper and a gorch.
by Hullabaloo May 6, 2006
Get the gorch mug.Similar to elephant line used in fraternity initiations. The game consists of guys walking around in a circle at least half-naked whilst each has a thumb up the ass of the guy in front of him and the other in their own mouth. Similar to musical chairs someone stops the music and then everyone comes to a sudden halt. If any frat boy's thumb is dislodged from the other guy's anus he must then switch his thumbs until he is out of clean ones. No more clean thumbs and you are out of the game.
Dude: "I am going to FSU because the frats there play with elephants 'n' shit."
Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"
Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."
Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"
Me: "You are gonna go play with elephant shit?"
Dude: "Some elephant game or some shit."
Me: "Yeah, you are perfect for the elephant game. BTW, How long have you been sucking your thumb?"
by Hullabaloo May 8, 2006
Get the elephant game mug.Football team at an inferior Florida university located in the capitol city of Tallahasse. The team notoriously tries to live up to the Thug Life image and is constantly in trouble with the law.
by Hullabaloo May 12, 2006
Get the Criminoles mug.A derogatory term reserved for the modern day punk rocker. The term is obviously derived from "Buck Rodgers."
The Punk Rodgers feel that they are too cool for school and has a tendancy to pick on the Hot Topic crowd and their music. Punk Rodgers likes every stinking underground band spotlighted in Maximum Rock 'n' Roll.
Punk Rodgers' refer to me as the Grinch because I steal their girlfriend like I stole their Christmas.
The Punk Rodgers feel that they are too cool for school and has a tendancy to pick on the Hot Topic crowd and their music. Punk Rodgers likes every stinking underground band spotlighted in Maximum Rock 'n' Roll.
Punk Rodgers' refer to me as the Grinch because I steal their girlfriend like I stole their Christmas.
by Hullabaloo May 4, 2006
Get the Punk Rodgers mug.Richard Polk: "Can we do something else? I am Boulder City Council member, I'm embarrassed."
Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"
Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"
Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
Me: "Hey, is that the guy who sells Birkenstocks on the mall?"
Richard Polk: "I know this does not make it better. But if you look at the 'stuff,' it is low grade 'stuff.'"
Me: "That guy just got weed whacked."
by Hullabaloo September 28, 2006
Get the Weed Whacked mug.A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.
I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.
by Hullabaloo August 18, 2006
Get the shart dart mug.A person who has a drug addled brain. Usually one who indulges in too many psychotropics. Brain is currently in a "goo" state--not to be confused with the Sonic Youth album Goo.
Me in back of dad's pick'em up truck: "Look at that guy!"
Sister: "You look like uh Gooey!!"
Dad: *SMACK*
Sister: "You look like uh Gooey!!"
Dad: *SMACK*
by Hullabaloo July 15, 2006
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