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Shanessa 

Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down

Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.

She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them

Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Don't ask her out, She's such a Shanessa.
I need a Shanessa in my life
Shanessa by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Full Sharples 

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
Full Sharples by Bozohawks December 18, 2011
The state of being random to an extent that you are impossible to predict, and preform actions that are thought of as insane or silly.
The Shayeness of this girl is just crazy! Did you see her in the hallway?

Yeah, she just fell to her knees and yelled "PORQUE?" and got up, and ate a cookie.
Shayeness by Tenayanaynay August 22, 2011

Shawnessey 

She is a fun-loving character, talented, and most beautiful. Often found taken by a loyal man for either a long period of time or forever. She is friendly to just about all but knows how to be stern. Somewhat klutzy but is just enough to be practically perfect. She has got the curves and would be a keeper.
"Shawnessey has it going for her" said Jamie.
"Yeah, her guy is a lucky one!" replied Scott
Shawnessey by Oneofall4 March 5, 2015

March Shadness 

A term coined by Fleet when the the American and Hickory Shad make their yearly run up the rivers off the Atlantic coast, especially North Carolina. Where simultaneously the basketball tournaments kick off.
I don't know if State will make the tourney but it's March Shadness in the Tar and that's good enough for me.
March Shadness by mDubs-2000 March 5, 2020

Shanessa 

Not your typical Girly Girl. She is more of a tomboy and is usually a skater or biker. Mostly a bookworm. Has a good sense of humour.
Oh, that girl's just like Shanessa!
Shanessa by brqken June 16, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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