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Shanessa 

Shanessa is an amazing girl. Who's soft but tends to act harsh. She's been through a lot that makes her feel lonely. She has a great sense of humour. Can never break down

Don't bother asking her out. She'll turn you down.
Shanessa acts like they hate boys but deep down she's waiting for her real lover.

She's very in- depth and cries herself to sleep. She is very selfless and is willing to sacrifice.
She needs someone there to defend her due to her softness.
She's a guy's best friend . She's a tomboy. Hates make up and shopping.
Don't ask her for pictures. She hates them

Will always revenge .
She's everything a guy will ever want
Don't ask her out, She's such a Shanessa.
I need a Shanessa in my life
Shanessa by Not your fangirl March 29, 2020
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*

Full Sharples 

Whilst ill or hungover you sit on the toilet to empty your bowels, then out of nowhere your are sick all over the floor.
"I was so drunk last night I woke up and totally did a full sharples!"
Full Sharples by Bozohawks December 18, 2011
The state of being random to an extent that you are impossible to predict, and preform actions that are thought of as insane or silly.
The Shayeness of this girl is just crazy! Did you see her in the hallway?

Yeah, she just fell to her knees and yelled "PORQUE?" and got up, and ate a cookie.
Shayeness by Tenayanaynay August 22, 2011

Shawnessey 

She is a fun-loving character, talented, and most beautiful. Often found taken by a loyal man for either a long period of time or forever. She is friendly to just about all but knows how to be stern. Somewhat klutzy but is just enough to be practically perfect. She has got the curves and would be a keeper.
"Shawnessey has it going for her" said Jamie.
"Yeah, her guy is a lucky one!" replied Scott
Shawnessey by Oneofall4 March 5, 2015

March Shadness 

A term coined by Fleet when the the American and Hickory Shad make their yearly run up the rivers off the Atlantic coast, especially North Carolina. Where simultaneously the basketball tournaments kick off.
I don't know if State will make the tourney but it's March Shadness in the Tar and that's good enough for me.
March Shadness by mDubs-2000 March 5, 2020

Shanessa 

Not your typical Girly Girl. She is more of a tomboy and is usually a skater or biker. Mostly a bookworm. Has a good sense of humour.
Oh, that girl's just like Shanessa!
Shanessa by brqken June 16, 2018