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sharpen your pencil 

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

sharpen my pencil 

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

Pencil Sharpner 

You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner
Pencil Sharpner by H February 22, 2004

Romanian pencil sharpner 

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality
Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"
Romanian pencil sharpner by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

Sharpen the Pencil 

Adjective. masterbaition that is lame or not a pleasurable experience
Sharpen the Pencil by Turtlepie November 29, 2016

Pencil Sharpner 

When a man puts his penis inside a vagina hardly and goes around
Oh look simon and sarah are having pencil sharpner
Pencil Sharpner by Ash2547 June 9, 2016