sharper pencil

one who aspires to improve themselves by use of a professional 'coach'

A CEO who has a Business Coach is a 'sharper pencil'

by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008

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sharpen your pencil

offer someone a better price

I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.

by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012

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sharpen my pencil

to masturbate to full extent and make your pencil (penis) sharp (erect)

Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.

by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008

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You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner

number 2 pencils please

by H February 22, 2004

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Romanian pencil sharpner

Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper

Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality

Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"

by Zvonimir February 20, 2020

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