sharper pencil
sharper pencil by Blind_Dog October 18, 2008
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sharpen your pencil
I asked the recruiter to "sharpen your pencil" when it came to the lowball salary offer she gave me the first go around.
sharpen your pencil by Arizonaguy May 24, 2012
sharpen my pencil
Once I saw that hot ass chica, I started to sharpen my pencil, asked her to come in the car, and then it was all good times.
sharpen my pencil by Eric Cartmanez May 9, 2008
Pencil Sharpner
You got a nice slut and your hitting that shit from behind and your really getting that shit good , and while your fuking that dirty slut from behind you bend her over grap her arm and twist it around in a circle , whaaaaaaaaat yeahhh bitch you like that shit the pencil sharpner
Pencil Sharpner by H February 22, 2004
Romanian pencil sharpner
Forcefully inserting a person's erect penis into a woodchipper
Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality
Formerly used by romanian gypsy gangs as an execution method, showcasing their brutality
Amadeus: "hei gringo ții minte că i-ai dat ministrului apărării romanian pencil sharpner?"
Gringo: "da"
Gringo: "da"
Romanian pencil sharpner by Zvonimir February 20, 2020
Sharpen the Pencil
Sharpen the Pencil by Turtlepie November 29, 2016
Pencil Sharpner
Pencil Sharpner by Ash2547 June 9, 2016
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