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An illiterate, ugly, annoying, pathetic creature. Spends all their time playing video games and feeling sorry for themselves. Constantly seeks attention, and can be found on many Video Game message boards. Frequently participates in internet 'relationships' with underaged girls as they cannot get with anyone in real life. Often lies and pretends to be gay, anything to make themselves appear more interesting than they actually are.
If you're not careful you'll turn out to be a right sharky when you're older.
sharky~ by Anonymous September 5, 2004
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sharky and george 

was a cartoon series in britain which was aired in the morning slot consisting of a pink whale with a tiny hat and a yellow&blue fish which was slightly smaller, they were the 'crimebusters of the sea'. it had a damn catchy theme tune
hey wake up, sharky and george is on

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.
Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

sharkyforums 

The hangout spot of homosexuals, 12 year old kids, and 40 year old losers who live in their basement and can't get laid. Discussions about computer hardware, gay sex, bestiality, and other forms of gay porn.
You hang out at sharkyforums? Get the fuck away from me!
sharkyforums by jonmcc38 August 28, 2004
A sexy spanish man that can make love to a woman just by looking at her with his brown eyes and devilish smile.
Sharky looked at the girl across the bar and she instantly came when he smiled at her.
sharky by smjbabyloveU2 April 25, 2009
Sexy fish. Sharp faced beauty.
Sharky by Turbanator123@ November 20, 2017

sharkyshar 

sharkyshar is a steve stan
i stan for steve -sharkyshar
sharkyshar by urbanebic February 15, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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