shark job

Getting a blow job from a girl with braces, so that in the process, the braces cut the man's penis.

Tim said", Oh yeah, that was a nice shark job!"

shark job by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017

shack job 

Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.

Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."

shack job by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008

Crab Shack Jobby 

Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.

Dude, I gave her the night of her life! Crab shack jobby works every time.

Crab Shack Jobby by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025

SharkJob

A blowjob where every part of your body is underwater except the dick

Man, Cindy gave me a sharkjob at the swim up bar during the company retreat.

SharkJob by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020

Sharkjob

Noun.

1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.

1. “Damn, Bitch, stop biting it! What is this, a Sharkjob?”
2. “You know that shark snuggie I got for Tracey last month? Last night, man, she surprised me with a sharkjob for Shark Week.”

Sharkjob by Jssj November 25, 2023