shark job
shark job by Mike wazoski January 18, 2017
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shack job
Dr. Laura's blunt and intemperate way of referring to any couple that cohabit without benefit of marriage. Also, and in particular, any woman who "puts up with" such an arrangement, regardless of whether or not marriage is in the foreseeable future. See under mistress.
Caller begins by saying: "Dr. Laura, here's my problem. I've been living with my boyfriend for six years, and--"
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."
Schlessinger interrupts: "So you're a shack job."
Caller (hesitantly): "Well..."
Schlessinger: "OK, we've established that. Let's move on..."
shack job by Steve Salerno May 23, 2008
Related Words
shark job • Crab Shack Jobby • shackjob • shark • shark week • shark attack • shark bait • shark bite • shark fin • Shark Tank
Crab Shack Jobby
Sex position popular in the OC, Chorlton and Newcastle. Popularised by Caleb Nichol. Guaranteed Big O’s for all parties and crustaceans.
Crab Shack Jobby by Rawhide Ry April 1, 2025
SharkJob
SharkJob by jjjjjjjjjjoe November 29, 2020
Sharkjob
Noun.
1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.
1. A blowjob that feels like it’s all teeth.
2. When you receive a blowjob from your girlfriend while they are wearing a shark snuggie.
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