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Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

shark fisting by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

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shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

shark fishing by gigz June 21, 2007

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Shark fishing

Shark fishing: wanting to fuck with enormous emotion.

Person 1: id go shark fishing for you

Person 2: oh my god let's go fuck me now

Shark fishing by Babyhitmehard December 11, 2016

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shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

shark fishing by gigz June 21, 2007

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Pilfer Shark Fishing

To fish for Tweakers using a bait consisting of items that a tweaker might geek out on.

We went pilfer shark fishing at the compound with a bag of random felonious items. We also used cell phones tossed randomly for chum bait.

Pilfer Shark Fishing by King Red Rocket April 10, 2022

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fishing a shark

attempting to achieve something dangerous

Merrisa: "hey are you trying to tame the wild cat again?"
Jon: "don't need to worry about me fishing a shark."

fishing a shark by haveyouwondered May 14, 2023

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Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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