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The art of making people feel shitty.
You sharden my family.
sharden by tina4 November 25, 2013
Words you can keep

sharden shose 

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve
sharden shose is so yeastetdet

Sharenting 

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.
1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.
Sharenting by siouxie que October 25, 2012
Word of the Day on July 29, 2024

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)
The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime
Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

Isn’t actually a real word, Americans say it‘s german for cat.
American: If I call my cat Stardenburdenhardenbart she listens to me!
German: You know this isn‘t an actual word, right?
American: Of course it is!

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

A meme and made up word that originated from a TikTok about calling cats in different languages. The person in the video used "stardenburdenhardenbart" to call for a german cat, which lead to people believing it's a german word and other people even claiming it had a specific meaning. It is, however, not a german word, nor does it have any meaning in the german language, it's just german "sounding" gibberish.
Person: "Hey, if I call that cat "stardenburdenhardenbart" and it comes over, that means it's a german cat, right?"
German: "Call it what? That's not even a word!"
Person: "Well, I saw it in a TikTok so it must be real."
Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.
OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.
Sharent by zeitguy December 12, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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