sharden 

The art of making people feel shitty.

You sharden my family.

sharden by tina4 November 25, 2013

sharden shose 

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

sharden shose by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Sharenting 

Combination of two words; parenting and sharing.

When parents share too much of their children's information, pictures and private moments online, mostly on Facebook.

1.That Mom is way overboard with her sharenting on Facebook.

2.Everyone is going to know everything about that poor kid because his/her parents aren't careful with their sharenting.

Sharenting by siouxie que October 25, 2012

Pencil and Sharpener theory 

The lock and key theory can finally be disproved. The lock and key theory states that "A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that can be opened by many keys is a useless lock" The counter theory, the pencil and sharpener theory states that "a pencil that is sharpened by a lot of sharpeners becomes a useless stub/pencil while a sharpener that sharpens a lot of pencils is a good pencil sharpener" This theory is rarely favoured by males... for some reason.

Are you curious to know how this proof was derived? if YES, Click on Alt + F4 (on windows) and ⌘ + Shift + W (on a mac)

The pencil and sharpener theory is mostly used to shut a boy up when he brings up the lock and key theory. Works everytime

Pencil and Sharpener theory by Pitarz September 8, 2016

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

Isn’t actually a real word, Americans say it‘s german for cat.

American: If I call my cat Stardenburdenhardenbart she listens to me!
German: You know this isn‘t an actual word, right?
American: Of course it is!

Stardenburdenhardenbart by xox_tobi August 22, 2020

Stardenburdenhardenbart 

A meme and made up word that originated from a TikTok about calling cats in different languages. The person in the video used "stardenburdenhardenbart" to call for a german cat, which lead to people believing it's a german word and other people even claiming it had a specific meaning. It is, however, not a german word, nor does it have any meaning in the german language, it's just german "sounding" gibberish.

Person: "Hey, if I call that cat "stardenburdenhardenbart" and it comes over, that means it's a german cat, right?"
German: "Call it what? That's not even a word!"
Person: "Well, I saw it in a TikTok so it must be real."

Stardenburdenhardenbart by german_cat August 12, 2021

Sharent 

Parent who posts boastful links to Facebook about their kids endeavors.

OMG! Chris's dad is such a sharent. He just posted another link to the championship story.

Sharent by zeitguy December 12, 2012