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Brewing a Shartonnay 

The prelude to a shart. The brewing feeling in your stomach before sharting.
Before the 100 meter sprint I was definitely brewing a shartonnay. Right as I crossed the finish line I popped the cork and sharted all over my legs and shoes. I need to do some laundry.

Shartonnay 

A derivative of the term "shart", which is the combination of a fart and diarrhea that occurs simultaneously. To make Shartonnay, you must shart into someone's drink, preferably Chardonnay, thus creating "Shartonnay".
My friend was drinking a glass of Chardonnay and when he went to the bathroom, I sharted in his drink. When he returned, it was Shartonnay.
Shartonnay by shartmaster1 July 27, 2013

Shardanay 

Shardanay is an rude funny person SHE will stick up for you if you stick up for her SHE does the Maddest things she likes to dance and she's very athletic and SHE likes to hang around boys
Shardanay is so funny
Shardanay by Joetg December 30, 2018

shardonnay 

That clear; crystal methamphetamine. A hard drug. The most prevalent form of meth available today, usually made via LiAlH4-NH3 reduction. A big problem in mot of the U.S. Kids, don't use.
Some of that shit, Isaac, some of that Shardonnay
shardonnay by Big Stu Dogg July 14, 2006

shadenay 

when one has dope ass shades.
Aaaayyyyeeee Shadenay
shadenay by BatNoopy August 12, 2017

SHARDONNAE 

She is really cute and pretty shy and pretty antisocial at times but she also crazy so beware
Shardonnaeeeeeee
SHARDONNAE by HEyoooooo2 April 30, 2019