shardening

The act of grooming the carpet for lost meth or shards.
I caught my homeboy shardening his carpet he was hurting that bad.
by felon481 February 05, 2010
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sharden

The art of making people feel shitty.
You sharden my family.
by tina4 November 25, 2013
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sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve
sharden shose is so yeastetdet
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 03, 2018
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