shaqtin

When one is pretending to be a baller

That nigga be shaqtin', he ain't got da juice.

by Ghost Malone February 1, 2018

Shaqtin a fool

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool

Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball

by I'm a narc March 24, 2016

Shartini

Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.

A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.

by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

shaqtionary

The shaqtionary is the book that will be used to document all of the words that Shaquille O'Neal manages to create during his scrabble games.

Shaq - "T-I-C. Shaqtastic. 29 points."
Stu - "Uh, how did you get so many Q's?"
Shaq - "Don't worry about it. My turn again. S, what do you know. Shaqtus."
Stu - "I guess we'll just have to add those to the shaqtionary."

by kennypowers February 16, 2009

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shacting

The overblown acting style of William Shatner.

"Man, that actor is so over the top." "He's not acting, he's shacting."

by yellabell December 5, 2009

shaqtits

a woman (possibly even man) with extremely pointy boobies

woah, lindseigh's got some major shaqtits!

by masteroffaster August 17, 2016