Shaqting

When a person whose is highly skilled in one profession starts participating in another with no skill, and therefore quite horrible at it. ex. Shaquille O'Neil acting in Kazaam or Steel

Charles Barkley was shaqting when he tried golfing.

by Leonard Sandwhich April 14, 2009

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shacting

The overblown acting style of William Shatner.

"Man, that actor is so over the top." "He's not acting, he's shacting."

by yellabell December 5, 2009

Shaqtin a fool

1) A tv segment aired on NBA on TNT where Shaquille O'Neil plays bloopers from that days' games. Name comes from adding the phrase "acting a fool" to Shaquille's nickname, Shaq

2) When someone messes up so bad the belong on Shaqtin a fool

Tom: I went up for a lay up and got the ball stuck between the rim and the backboard
Billy: Quit shaqtin a fool and learn how to play basketball

by I'm a narc March 24, 2016

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012

shaqtin

When one is pretending to be a baller

That nigga be shaqtin', he ain't got da juice.

by Ghost Malone February 1, 2018