shantor

anything and everything that you want, need, acquire, etc. Pretty much what every you want it to mean. Can be a person, place, or thing.

You want to shan in the shantie?- meaning- you want to bang in my car
Hey dude can you hand me the shantor?- Hey dude can you hand me the bong
Where did you and that shantor go last night?- Where did you go with that dirty skank last night
Close the shantie so we can shan- Close the door so we can toke
etc.

shantor by Shantor88 March 22, 2009

santorrent

A torrent file that shows graphic images of santorum-infused sexual encounters.

Billy, please stop downloading santorrents and come to dinner!

santorrent by Jack Mehov Koczyka December 30, 2011

Santorum Administration 

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

Santorum Administration by Sput August 1, 2012

Santorum Colada 

A frothy tropical drink made with rum, pineapple chunks and santorum.

Fred Phelps plans to serve Santorum Coladas at the Westboro Baptist Church's next Holy Communion. Here's how to make a Santorum Colada:

3 oz light rum
3 tbsp coconut cream
3 tbsp crushed pineapples
1 shot of santorum*

Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw to felch it down. Top with frothy santorum.

*If you don't have any santorum on hand you can fake it as follows: Combine 1/4 cup of AstroGlide in a blender with a dollop of shit. Beat to a heavy froth.

Santorum Colada by Cuntoleezza Rice September 5, 2012

Shantrum 

A very public tantrum had by public health ministers trying to destroy public healthcare and losing their shit when called out over it on social media...in the middle of a pandemic.

Tyler Shandro hold the record for most epic shantrum in Canadian history, let alone Alberta!

Shantrum by This machine tickles fascists March 27, 2020

Santorum 

The mixture of cum and shit that sneaks back out of your ass an hour after it gets pounded.

My husband and I were in the grocery store when the Santorum snuck down my pant leg and into my boots.

Santorum by Pound that Ass September 12, 2020

santorum jellyfish

A circular gelatinous blob of santorum that may form on a surface after being expelled from the body.

I accidentally slipped out of my girlfriend last night while we were doing anal and she gave birth to a santorum jellyfish right there on the sheets. It was a very quick labor.

santorum jellyfish by mrcyn November 19, 2013