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shantarooni 

One who has engaged in sexual acts with women so horribly fat that they were consumed by the females genitles.
-"Fuck me, baby."
-"Hell yea! Ooo yeah, baby, just like that!....Hey...whats happening?!..HEY! Stop it! STOP IT! Help me!!! HELP MEEE!! AAGHGGHHHH............."
-"...Goddammit, there goes another one. Fucking shantarooni!"
shantarooni by mo March 25, 2004
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shantarooni 

1) One who denies the fact that their computer is loaded with gigs upon gigs of porn and they order all the porn channels

2) An avid porn lover, with a taste for beasiality
- "Oh my god man, you have so much damn porn! What the fuck is this!? Is that you touching that llama's penis?!"

-"Its not mine! Its those damn pop-ups! And they dont delete!"

-"Shut up, you shantarooni!"
shantarooni by Nee March 25, 2004
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Shantarooni 

1) One who feels compelled to spout out catch phrases every one or two minues
2) One who lies compulsively
-"Hey dude, are you coming to the party tonight?"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."
-"What the fuck? That was very shantarooni of you."
-"Oh, sorry."
or
-"Hey, you promise to play football and take us to the movies later?"
-"Dude, of course guys, you're my BROTHERS! And we stick together right?"
...3 Hours Later...
-"Yo, you promised man! Don't pull another Shantarooni!"
-"I'm playing it by the hour."
Shantarooni by Mo March 24, 2004

shawterooni 

silly version of shawty, often used to refer to males
she a shawterooni. she bad, but not bad enough.

"hey shawterooni, how are you?" - person 1
"not bad, hru l0zer?" - person 2

scataroonie 

The most underrated IGL+Fragger in the comm, mutch and lxivd don’t like him
Wow scataroonie, you are absolutely crazy i don’t understand how mutch and lxivd don’t like you
scataroonie by scataroonie October 3, 2022
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