shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007

Shaneomac379

The type of guy to keep his roblox account into his teen years and brag about how many girlfriends and followers he has on roblox.

Guy 1: Yo this guy is 15 why tf is he using roblox
Guy 2: What a Shaneomac379

by Intellectual379 February 14, 2018

Shannomnomnom

verb

to Shannomnomnom
Shannomed
Shannoming

1) the act of Shannon omnoming on something

2) the act of someone omnoming on Shannon

Shannon: " I Shannommed a burrito today!"

Tony: bites Shannon's arm.. "SHANNOMNOMNOM"

by ShANzz2010 June 21, 2009

shantumama

A religous zealot witch doctor, who is frequently seen waving a large stick. Has a full length song credited to him called "What is shantu? Please don't curse me."

Man, shantumama talked so much shit yesterday, he remings me more and more of rafiki. And where has rafreaky gone to yo.

Shantumama spits the mic with authority.

by deergoose September 20, 2006

shatom

term used to describe the small 'shit-atoms' that are produced in the act of farting
2 or more shatoms bonded together is called a sholecule and a collection of sholecules, a sharticle.

olly: have you just dropped your guts again matty?
matty: yeah, can you smell it?
olly: of course i can, i've just breathed in a load of your shatoms!

by ollyderby February 26, 2008

Shaneomac379

That guy who gets all the roblox bitches

Guy 1: how can I get some roblox bitches
Guy 2: ask shaneomac379 he knows

by God379 May 9, 2018

shantora

The greatest human being to ever breathe oxygen

I wish I was like Shantora

by Tora44 December 28, 2016