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The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

shantom by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007

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Shaneomac379

The type of guy to keep his roblox account into his teen years and brag about how many girlfriends and followers he has on roblox.

Guy 1: Yo this guy is 15 why tf is he using roblox
Guy 2: What a Shaneomac379

Shaneomac379 by Intellectual379 February 14, 2018

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Shannomnomnom

verb

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Shannomed
Shannoming

1) the act of Shannon omnoming on something

2) the act of someone omnoming on Shannon

Shannon: " I Shannommed a burrito today!"

Tony: bites Shannon's arm.. "SHANNOMNOMNOM"

Shannomnomnom by ShANzz2010 June 21, 2009

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shantumama

A religous zealot witch doctor, who is frequently seen waving a large stick. Has a full length song credited to him called "What is shantu? Please don't curse me."

Man, shantumama talked so much shit yesterday, he remings me more and more of rafiki. And where has rafreaky gone to yo.

Shantumama spits the mic with authority.

shantumama by deergoose September 20, 2006

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shatom

term used to describe the small 'shit-atoms' that are produced in the act of farting
2 or more shatoms bonded together is called a sholecule and a collection of sholecules, a sharticle.

olly: have you just dropped your guts again matty?
matty: yeah, can you smell it?
olly: of course i can, i've just breathed in a load of your shatoms!

shatom by ollyderby February 26, 2008

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Shaneomac379

That guy who gets all the roblox bitches

Guy 1: how can I get some roblox bitches
Guy 2: ask shaneomac379 he knows

Shaneomac379 by God379 May 9, 2018

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shantora

The greatest human being to ever breathe oxygen

I wish I was like Shantora

shantora by Tora44 December 28, 2016

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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