Definitions by ollyderby

shatom 

term used to describe the small 'shit-atoms' that are produced in the act of farting
2 or more shatoms bonded together is called a sholecule and a collection of sholecules, a sharticle.

olly: have you just dropped your guts again matty?
matty: yeah, can you smell it?
olly: of course i can, i've just breathed in a load of your shatoms!

shatom by ollyderby February 26, 2008

sholecule 

a collection of shatoms

that's a horrible fart, they must be sholecules, not shatoms. im choking on them!

sholecule by ollyderby February 26, 2008

SMOG 

'Suck Me Off Gob' acronym

To describe a mouth with lips not dissimilar to two soft moist slugs.
A mouth capable of some good gobble

'Brad's very lucky to be married to Angelina, she's got a right SMOG on her'

'look at those lips, i'd let her squat and gobble me with a SMOG like that'

SMOG by ollyderby February 24, 2008