Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.
Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism
Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP
An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)
Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”
Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”
A door wall is a sliding-glass door or patio door. The term is yet another example of banal Michigan vernacular, where in the residents latch on to company names, trademark names, marketing terms and product names from local companies. The terms become embedded in the local vocabulary and eventually become accepted as actual valid words and phrases. In this case the term comes from Wallside Windows in Taylor, MI (a large window manufacturer), where 'door wall' is their created word for sliding-glass door.
"Bob! John's gonna bring over them doorwalls from Wallsides on Tuesdee afternoon 'round two-thirty. Get 'er done!"