by Lolzer6969 November 15, 2016
An incessant hodgepodge of sexual inuendos based on a minimum of two words. Often quite sus, yet this is allowed. Always ending with an “ohh yeahhh” (slight Canadian accent)
Victim: “hey did you see Jake climb that flag pole?”
Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”
Shaneism: “I’ll give you a flag pole to climb... ohh yeahhh”
by Seb man November 11, 2020
Shaneism is a word made by a guy named shane who apparently created a religion with a god named enash (enosh; shane spelled backwards) who lives pizza with ketchup.
Melissa: what the fuck is shaneism
Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP
Shane: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK, LISTEN YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER, FOLLOW SHANEISM WHILE I EAT MY PIZZA DIPPED IN KETCHUP
by Purpleflyy May 11, 2018
A Shaneism Explained
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"
Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"
Nick- " I have had a very long hard day on the farm."
Shane-" I'll show you something long and hard"
Connor-" why do you always have to eat the banana backwards"
Shane- " Ligma"
by BB-Cup November 11, 2020
by goditselfareulistening youstup September 11, 2020