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shankapotamus 

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.
The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.
shankapotamus by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

shankapotomus 

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.
shankapotomus by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.
Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus
shankapytomus by chupee7 February 23, 2015

Skankapotomus 

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!
Skankapotomus by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010

shankopotomus 

when a golfer is shanking the ball so bad he might as well be a hippopotomus.
Gayton is seriously a shankopotomus today.
shankopotomus by ezell714 February 2, 2009

shankopotomus 

derived from the word shank, word meaning to hit a golf ball to the side of the course opposite the golfer's stance.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.
Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.
shankopotomus by islandchief October 24, 2009
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