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shankapotimus

A hippo that is an assasin.
"Don't get on that hippo's bad side, I heard he was a shankapotimus"
by Sarah-Marie April 5, 2009
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Skankapotamus

A good for nothing whore who ruins the lives of those around it, and threatens to kill it self so people will pay it attention. It has many diseases so if you come in contact with it bathe immediately afterward.
There has been a skankapotamus sighting in the raleigh area!!
by SKANKHUNTER25 November 24, 2009
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shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.
The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.
by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009
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similar to a hosebag; easily pursuaded to copulation with losers
my ex is such a skankapotamus
by bozo rutabaga February 28, 2009
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shankapotomus

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).
Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.
by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009
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shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.
Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus
by chupee7 February 23, 2015
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Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!
by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
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