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wanker shank 

the act of stabbing someone while they're wanking (masturbating)
dude, did you hear about fuqua? he got wanker shanked in the bathroom while he was ejaculating!
wanker shank by the Damon8r January 10, 2009

Dyland Shane Walker 

A person who’s gay and beyond gay.

Synonyms:Gay , James Charles,
Why are you Dyland Shane Walker?
(Gay)

Shack wacker 

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.
you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!
Shack wacker by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011

Shack Wacker 

The act of hitting a Juul Shack and a dab pen Wacker simultaneously.
“Bro did you see Abe hit that 10 second long shack Wacker?”
“Yeah bro he’s crazy
Shack Wacker by BGonzHoeeeee March 8, 2019

shankyanker 

one who yanks a very large penis
shankyanker by Anonymous October 1, 2003
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026