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shandelier by definitely oxford October 2, 2019
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Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier
Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.
Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!
Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009
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ear chandelier
A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.
ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014
Shandelle
A beautiful girl who's shy around guys but when you get to know her, she's amazingly talented and smart too, though she may not know it, guys worship the ground she walks upon. Everyone looks up to her because she's a work of art, one in a million.
Shandelle by Daniellelel August 23, 2011
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013
Golden Chandelier
Ya Mothah begged Monny, Billy, Scott and I to drink more tawnic so we could Golden Chandelier her face.
Golden Chandelier by Crystal METTH March 10, 2015
Rusty Chandelier
When a person hangs from an object and kicks their feet in the air while a sexual partner licks the exposed asshole. This is slightly more of an advanced sexual technique than a simple rusty trombone.
That couple feels the need to decorate all of the rooms in their house with a Rusty Chandelier. But on their behalf, it really does tie the whole house together.
Rusty Chandelier by Cookies-Pointman November 5, 2012
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