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Sharafeldin 

A name given to a doorknob of a teacher. He is very unclear with directions and makes his students want to hang themselves. He has a humorous side to him, but his jokes are some of the shittiest jokes in the world. His hairline is represented by the equation -x^2.
Student 1: Who do you have for math?
Student 2: I have that egghead Sharafeldin Musa, its going to be a shitty year for me.
Sharafeldin by mushitup January 17, 2018

shamafied 

Verb, to hook up with someone. Also to simply own someone.
Jenny and jake hooked up. After, Jenny says.....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied!

Also

Jenny karate chops Eliza and says....
Jenny- you've just been shamafied
shamafied by JENAYNAYindaville March 3, 2008

shatfield 

South-Hatfield

Shithole of a place in Hertfordshire. Has the University of Hertfordshire attached to it, the biggest campus university in the UK. All students there hate Hatfield, and the residents of Hatfield feel the same back.
God, get me out of Shatfield.
shatfield by meltie October 8, 2003

stansfield 

The highest accolade a person can receive for creating the most melodic song in a local songwriting competition
Sounds like a stansfield

You've got the stansfield touch

This guy's a stansfield
stansfield by The Original Mr Moon 2 November 29, 2009

Stanfield,NC 

A very small town in central North Carolina. Reminds us of Mayberry. however it has a gas station, barber shop, and suprisingly, a biker bar. not too far from Charlotte.
Hey, I thought you lived in Stanfield,NC? "Yeah,thats what I said, I live in Stand-Still
Stanfield,NC by beansandtaters February 18, 2013

stankfield

to unexpectantley walk into an invisible noxious field of fresh anal gas recently released!
what the fuck just happened to me ? I taste shit in and or around my mouth area from this stankfield!!
stankfield by mattrickman January 11, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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