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sansfield 

a being not to be messed with. sansfield is the child of sans and garfield
don't fuck with sansfield, it's for your own good.
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Mansfield Power Nap 

A 15 second power nap followed by an outburst, usually an insult.
Melissa took a “Mansfield power nap” in the middle of an argument with Sparky.

Mansfield Bounty 

A freshly curled out slightly tacky turd rolled in dessicated coconut
My mates just dropped a Mansfield bounty out of his ford motorhome

Mansfield 

Town up north, nobody wants to be there and ridden with inbreds
“Heard about what happened in Mansfield”
“No”
Lad was born with 7 fingers and 3 toes”

“Typical Mansfield that”
Mansfield by Beaneyman January 4, 2019

Jayne Mansfield 

Blonde bombshell second only to Marilyn Monroe. Had very large breasts and an extremely small waist, like a wasp and super long legs. Was truly the world's only living Barbie doll, and completely natural aside from her hair color. Had an I.Q. of 163, yet epitomized dumb blondes.
Jayne Mansfield was known for her high-pitched squeal, which was her trademark.
Jayne Mansfield by Mona Lott May 18, 2006

Riley Patrick Mansfield 

This kid has the hottest sisters in history the biggest thots alive and his mum holy fuck biggest proso and to nonna's funeral fuck u cunt your forehead is bigger than bayleys future. Bridgets big bums with seaseme seeds, donna nonna charlotte now thats a feed. when you fuck donna you get a boner.
Guy: Oi your sister is a thot

Riley Patrick Mansfield: yeh thats my hot sister bridget

stansfield 

The highest accolade a person can receive for creating the most melodic song in a local songwriting competition
Sounds like a stansfield

You've got the stansfield touch

This guy's a stansfield
stansfield by The Original Mr Moon 2 November 29, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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