Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked

Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!

Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009

Related Words

shamwow • Shamwowed • Shamwop • Shamwow'd • Shamwasted • Shamwow (guyanese version) • shamw • shamwail • Shamwamble • shamwari

Scamway

A term used to define the practices of the Amway Corporation. For years, it has been know that Amway uses less than honorable methods to recruit members into their cult.

No! I am not interested in hearing about Scamway. Please do not call me again!

Scamway by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Samwidge

What the word 'sandwich' can sound like when said.

A misspelling of the word 'sandwich'.

I assume you are looking up samwidge because you are bored

Samwidge by TQWEE January 2, 2010

Shamal

A person that is very responsible, kind and protective of everyone. He can be a bit annoying, but can be smart and cute

shamal is a cool kid

Shamal by MICHEAL 34 April 19, 2018

Samwe

1) On joking terms, describing a female who seems ditzy, or generally confused.

2) As an insult, it would have the same meaning as stupid or dumb.

3) A "dumb blonde"

1) Girl 1: Your'e so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Girl 2: How could you miss the ground?
Girl 1: That's the point.. God you're such a samwe.

2) Girl: I don't know why I ever liked you.
Guy: Same here, you're such a samwe.
Girl: Fuck you.

3) *A group of blondes walk by*
Guy 1: Did you see those girls? They were hot!
Guy 2: They were okay, but they looked like a bunch of samwes.
Guy 1: True..

Samwe by TheGreaterThatOneChick July 11, 2010

shamae

Shamae is a better word for beautiful, pretty, gorgeous etc..

I like you a lot, you're so shamae.

shamae by Peachyluvv June 7, 2021

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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