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Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009
A term used to define the practices of the Amway Corporation. For years, it has been know that Amway uses less than honorable methods to recruit members into their cult.
No! I am not interested in hearing about Scamway. Please do not call me again!
Scamway by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Samwidge 

What the word 'sandwich' can sound like when said.

A misspelling of the word 'sandwich'.
I assume you are looking up samwidge because you are bored
Samwidge by TQWEE January 2, 2010
A person that is very responsible, kind and protective of everyone. He can be a bit annoying, but can be smart and cute
shamal is a cool kid
Shamal by MICHEAL 34 April 19, 2018
1) On joking terms, describing a female who seems ditzy, or generally confused.

2) As an insult, it would have the same meaning as stupid or dumb.

3) A "dumb blonde"
1) Girl 1: Your'e so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Girl 2: How could you miss the ground?
Girl 1: That's the point.. God you're such a samwe.

2) Girl: I don't know why I ever liked you.
Guy: Same here, you're such a samwe.
Girl: Fuck you.

3) *A group of blondes walk by*
Guy 1: Did you see those girls? They were hot!
Guy 2: They were okay, but they looked like a bunch of samwes.
Guy 1: True..
Shamae is a better word for beautiful, pretty, gorgeous etc..
I like you a lot, you're so shamae.
shamae by Peachyluvv June 7, 2021