Shamwowed

A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.

B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.

"Man I shamwowed my girlfriend last night"

by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009

Shamwowed

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

by c0llister May 2, 2009

Shamwowed

The act of getting ripped off.

I just bought this on tv and it sucks! I got totally shamWowed.

by Hibbster July 29, 2011

Shamwowed

When you get the shit beaten out of you by a client after biting off part of his tounge before intercorse.

almost exactly like that one time Vince the shamwow guy beat the shit out of a hooker for biting his tounge off...
-Shamwowed-

by Mike Hawk Izitchie March 13, 2011

Shamwowed

A term ad writers use to describe a particularly poorly written client scribed advertisement.

The Furniture Villain really shamwowed that piece.

by Peggo My Raggo February 25, 2009

shamwowed

Getting your ass whipped by a hooker.

Vince Shlomi sure got shamwowed, what a nice mug shot!

by Horse Schmidtty May 11, 2009

shamwowed

Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D

by knowitall101 June 7, 2009