kevinjanko's definitions

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

SOC

Acronym for 'Shooting Occupied Clothing'

A term coined from police work, when a gang member, frequent criminal or another deserving person is shot.

Officer 1: There was another shooting, two gang members capped each other last night.

Officer 2: No loss! Is a SOC crime.

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Webster

To poop. Reminiscent of the little brown boy from 70-80’s TV show of the same name.

Dude! I have got to take a Webster.

by kevinjanko July 7, 2008

license to grow

An individual who always smells heavily of cannabis.

That dude smells like week all the time, he must have a license to grow it.

by kevinjanko May 16, 2021

PAS

Acronym for 'People Are Stupid'

A atch all answer for people doing, getting hurt or arrested for doing moronic things.

A guy was hit and killed on the freeway when he was running across the road to TAG the center median.

Response: PAS!

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Taint trail

The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!

Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?

by kevinjanko March 10, 2020

Dejamercial

The practice of seeing the same exact TV commercial immediately repeat itself.

Vince the Sham-Wow guy is getting a lot of airtime. His commercial played back-to-back... it's like dejamercial

by kevinjanko October 27, 2009