Definitions by kevinjanko

license to grow 

An individual who always smells heavily of cannabis.

That dude smells like week all the time, he must have a license to grow it.

license to grow by kevinjanko May 16, 2021

Taint trail 

The oozing jizz that drips out of your girl’s vaj after you cream pie her!

Dude, that was a big load, you see that dripping down her taint trail?

Taint trail by kevinjanko March 10, 2020

Cardian Angel 

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

Cardian Angel by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

Dejamercial 

The practice of seeing the same exact TV commercial immediately repeat itself.

Vince the Sham-Wow guy is getting a lot of airtime. His commercial played back-to-back... it's like dejamercial

Dejamercial by kevinjanko October 27, 2009

Chair Hair 

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

Chair Hair by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

SOC 

Acronym for 'Shooting Occupied Clothing'

A term coined from police work, when a gang member, frequent criminal or another deserving person is shot.

Officer 1: There was another shooting, two gang members capped each other last night.

Officer 2: No loss! Is a SOC crime.

SOC by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

PAS

Acronym for 'People Are Stupid'

A atch all answer for people doing, getting hurt or arrested for doing moronic things.

A guy was hit and killed on the freeway when he was running across the road to TAG the center median.

Response: PAS!

PAS by kevinjanko August 2, 2008