kevinjanko's definitions

Cardian Angel

like: Guardian Angel. Is the car driving infront of you in bad weather that helps you stay on the road and find your way safely.

It was snowing so hard, I could not see the road, but I followed my Cardian Angel safely to a truck stop.

by kevinjanko January 26, 2010

Dejamercial

The practice of seeing the same exact TV commercial immediately repeat itself.

Vince the Sham-Wow guy is getting a lot of airtime. His commercial played back-to-back... it's like dejamercial

by kevinjanko October 27, 2009

Webster

To poop. Reminiscent of the little brown boy from 70-80’s TV show of the same name.

Dude! I have got to take a Webster.

by kevinjanko July 7, 2008

PAS

Acronym for 'People Are Stupid'

A atch all answer for people doing, getting hurt or arrested for doing moronic things.

A guy was hit and killed on the freeway when he was running across the road to TAG the center median.

Response: PAS!

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

SOC

Acronym for 'Shooting Occupied Clothing'

A term coined from police work, when a gang member, frequent criminal or another deserving person is shot.

Officer 1: There was another shooting, two gang members capped each other last night.

Officer 2: No loss! Is a SOC crime.

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008

Chair Hair

Similar to 'Bed Head' in which the hair on the back of your head is matted down from prolonged sitting.

After a nap in my new Lazy Boy, I found that I had Chair Hair.

by kevinjanko August 3, 2008

Scamway

A term used to define the practices of the Amway Corporation. For years, it has been know that Amway uses less than honorable methods to recruit members into their cult.

No! I am not interested in hearing about Scamway. Please do not call me again!

by kevinjanko August 2, 2008