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Shamwasted 

Main Entry: sham·wa·sted
Pronunciation: \,sham-way-stəd\
Function: verb
Date: early 2009
1. the act of being shitfaced, hammered and wasted at all the same time;
specifically : the act of being so inebriated you don't remember anything from the previous night even if provoked
Last night at the bar we were beyond shitfaced we were shamwasted!! We got so shamwasted, we woke up with a bear skin rug, fresh bear meat, a bear head in the shower and we were all wearing Cosby sweaters.. and we live two hours from any sort of wilderness!!
Shamwasted by shelbonics November 13, 2009
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shamwasted 

where your liver soaks up all the alcohol you consume, resulting in severe intoxication and/or a severe morning hangover
i was so shamwasted last night i cannot stop throwing up.
i am so shamwasted.
you are so shamwasted
shamwasted by theskinniest June 18, 2010

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.
I'm f*cking shmasted!
shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shawasted 

So drunk you dont even know how to put it into real words.
We were so shawasted lastnight. I dont remeber anythingg!
Shawasted by Knowittxx June 20, 2009

shwasted 

Contraction of "shit" and wasted" used to charcterize someone who is wasted^2.
Man, I got so shwasted last night, I couldn't even feel my face.
shwasted by Kevin December 4, 2004

slambasted 

Drunk as hell, or blazed, or cracked, well i guess just bein f*xored up...
I was so slambasted last night, I tongue punched your moms dirtstar...
slambasted by peterpressure.com January 23, 2006

White Girl Shwasted 

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
White Girl Shwasted by TattiG February 16, 2010
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