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Shampiddle
The same thing as shampee; that is, bottles of shampoo that somebody has mistaken (either unintentionally or intentionally) as urinals.
I know you hate your next door neighbour, but did you *REALLY* have to uranate into his shampoo, thus converting it into shampiddle?
Shampiddle by Telephony October 23, 2010
ShamePipe
1. Your arsehole.
2. The most emotionally foetal place you can recede to whilst lying upon your bathmat.
3. A place where shitty skater's dreams go to die.
4. Any orifice that belongs to your mum which has had my cock in it.
2. The most emotionally foetal place you can recede to whilst lying upon your bathmat.
3. A place where shitty skater's dreams go to die.
4. Any orifice that belongs to your mum which has had my cock in it.
Nathan Charles Richter: I fucked your mum up her shamepipe and i regretted it. Made me spend all Sunday locked up in my shamepipe.
ShamePipe by David Miles Lichter December 25, 2009
ShamePipe
Frank: I ate so such cheese before I went to bed that I totally fell into the suction of the ShamePipe. Hand me some Kleenex, Spanky!
ShamePipe by Bobbymcnatio December 25, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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