I saw a shalker standing on the corner of the freeway offramp. A shalker asked me for money at the gas station.
by mybillyhead January 1, 2012
Get the shalker mug.A Side Bitch Stalker is a delusional female, often named Edina, that was unable to wreck a relationship & steal a man. A bitch that came in 2nd place to the woman he wants to spend his life with.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Once the desperate side bitch discovers how irrelevant she is/was & realizes she's been blocked on all his social media accounts, Her (& her mother) then stalk his partner's social media trying to reignite old drama.
Side Bitch Stalker stalking still.... Fuck you must me miserable with your lonely life?....
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
You were irrelevant then, still irrelevant now.
Girl bye!! & tell your Mum I said Hi 😂
by M I S S R E V E N G E ! August 6, 2018
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The Thug Shaker is a dance move typically performed by young Black men that are a presumably part of the hood. These young men are frequently naked while performing the Thug Shaker, and when they are not, are typically in their underwear or otherwise exposed so that their big fat ass can be seen by all. The Thug Shaker is a dance move that involves twerking or shaking ones ass in front of a camera.
Young White Male: Ay, bro! Can you do the Thug Shaker?
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
Young Black Male, stripping his clothes: You bet! *begins to shake his juicy ass*
Young White Male: Now that's what I call a Thug Shaker!!!
Young Black Male: Thanks!
by BooBooKeys December 6, 2021
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Get the salad shaker mug.A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..
by Jack Jismouth August 14, 2009
Get the Cabbage Patch Stalker mug.When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.
"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."
by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012
Get the Spoti-stalker mug.When a man shakes ground pepper in a girls face while hes fucking her and the sneezing fit causes her pussy or ass to convulse in a extremely pleasurable way for the man.
"Hit o girl with the Kentucky pepper shaker last night. Her pussy did my cock like it was squeezing the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube."
by Whiteboy502 April 15, 2016
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