shalkert

origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.

shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!

by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009

stalkertunity

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

by embem May 1, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

by embem October 3, 2008

Stalkertise

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

by mel =) October 6, 2006

stalkertunity

When you go do something with your stalker.

I had a stalkertunity to go on the carousel today.

by Jilzi December 1, 2005

shalker

One who stands on the corner and begs for money. Loser, bum, panhandler.

I saw a shalker standing on the corner of the freeway offramp. A shalker asked me for money at the gas station.

by mybillyhead January 1, 2012