shalkert 

origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.

shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!

shalkert by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009

stalkertunity 

an opportunity to stalk

I got the perfect stalkertunity today. I was able to follow him home so now I know where he lives.

stalkertunity by embem May 1, 2008

stalkertivity

An activity you do with your stalker.

The boy who stalks me asked me if he could come over to play video games. It'll be a fun stalkertivity.

stalkertivity by embem October 3, 2008

Stalkertise 

To formally stalk someone with the intent of getting some.

I stalkertised this girl i met at a club, but she didnt go for it, and instead i got beaten.

Stalkertise by mel =) October 6, 2006

stalkertunity 

When you go do something with your stalker.

I had a stalkertunity to go on the carousel today.

stalkertunity by Jilzi December 1, 2005

shalker 

One who stands on the corner and begs for money. Loser, bum, panhandler.

I saw a shalker standing on the corner of the freeway offramp. A shalker asked me for money at the gas station.

shalker by mybillyhead January 1, 2012

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004