Definitions by mybillyhead

shalker 

One who stands on the corner and begs for money. Loser, bum, panhandler.

I saw a shalker standing on the corner of the freeway offramp. A shalker asked me for money at the gas station.

shalker by mybillyhead January 1, 2012

crotchcrat 

One who rules a crotch. Can be either male, female, or androgynous.

That bitch is a crotchcrat... she gets all the action.

crotchcrat by mybillyhead January 1, 2012