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shalinda 

In Spanish is translated to she beautiful; In English, a Colorado girl who's been through a lot. She's the girl everyone goes to for a problem and for a fix. She has all the contacts, and connections. She's a true friend but sadly no one is there for her when she needs them most. She craves to be on top of the world, she'll try anything, just to cover up her scars from her exs. She's a bad ass bitch when need to be but all in all she's just a lost soul looking for a purpose
Student 1: have you seen the new girl?
Student 2: yeah,poor thing, the shalinda is a transfer from a ghetto school in the springs that just had a shooting.
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shalinda 

Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af
Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??

Has no bagels and lives alone-

Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!

Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab
shalinda by UnicornBonch November 4, 2022
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Shalonda 

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨
Shalonda is smart and pretty
Shalonda by Shalonda December 20, 2016

ShaLanda 

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.
Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda
ShaLanda by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011
A wonderful loving sister! she is one of a kind sister always there for you when you need her, but very easy on the heart.I love my big sister
shalina
Shalina by girondaws04 October 16, 2012

shalonda 

Hot and cool and sexy and free spirted and very popular and all the girls want to be her and all the boys love her
Shalonda has aBig booty
shalonda by Shahmj February 6, 2014
the most beautiful, sexy, gorgeous woman to ever walk the earth. I love her dearly and she is mine forever as of 4-5-07! I love you baby.
4-5-07 the day i married my goddess, Shalina.
shalina by ChaseandShalina June 17, 2008
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