shalinda

In Spanish is translated to she beautiful; In English, a Colorado girl who's been through a lot. She's the girl everyone goes to for a problem and for a fix. She has all the contacts, and connections. She's a true friend but sadly no one is there for her when she needs them most. She craves to be on top of the world, she'll try anything, just to cover up her scars from her exs. She's a bad ass bitch when need to be but all in all she's just a lost soul looking for a purpose

Student 1: have you seen the new girl?
Student 2: yeah,poor thing, the shalinda is a transfer from a ghetto school in the springs that just had a shooting.

by Nunyadamnmuthafuxkinbusiness July 3, 2017

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shalinda

Duhh Shalinda- the fake employee that you blame your non existent problems on, and she is to blame for every thing that is not a big deal but you pretend it’s a big deal with your friends and it’s just like “ damit shalinda! I expected those reports on my desk this morning!!” Where tf is shalinda!! I need a coffee!! There’s not shalinda because she’s not real lol imaginary secretary who’s got all the jobs and is always there when you need something she’s the one that helps you get there in real life.. shalinda is low key dope af

Drops lighter” - damit shalinda!! I expected those reports in my desk this morning! Fuck my tits where is that girl?!??

Has no bagels and lives alone-

Shalinda told me there would be bagels! That bitch!

Any male freaking about about bitch shit, all shalindab

by UnicornBonch November 4, 2022

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Shalonda

This name makes you a one of a kind. In others words, special,rare,unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know some one you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.✨🌟✨

Shalonda is smart and pretty

by Shalonda December 20, 2016

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ShaLanda

ShaLandas are often misconceptualized as being ghetto but she is far from it. She is the sweetest, most caring person in the world. ShaLandas will also keep you laughing. She tends to over think even the most obvious songs and phrases, but when she does its always hilarious. She is extremely beautiful and knows this, but is still far from arrogant even though she has her few conceited tendencies. She is a great friend and an even better girlfriend. Any man with a ShaLanda on his arm should know how lucky he is.

Guy 11: I I'm in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 2: Everyone's in love with ShaLanda.
Guy 11: No, Seriously, I'm in love with ShaLanda

by Buttonitup11 October 23, 2011

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