shake the snake

To masturbate or to jack somebody off.

Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!

by Casino Man August 02, 2008

shake the snake

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

shake your silly snake

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.

LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007