shake the snake 

To masturbate or to jack somebody off.

Gotta go shake the snake because I just saw big boobs!!

shake the snake by Casino Man September 25, 2008

shake the snake 

Just another definition for jerking off, wanking, masturbating - whatever you wanna call it.

"Man, I´m so horny I´d hump that fat MILF over there"
"Shit, you´re gross. I´d rather shake the snake then climbing on that"

shake the snake by Pope on Dope November 28, 2016

The Snake The Cross The Crown 

A fuckin' amazing band, they're like melodic emo shiz. Their EP was breathtaking but their new shit sucks.

Kid: Hey, have you heard The Snake The Cross The Crown?
Other kid: Yeah! The Contortionist is my favorite song!

The Snake The Cross The Crown by Cindo the ho. September 9, 2004

shoot the snake 

Practice of exposing an erect penis (boner) in order to startle an unsuspecting person. Quite often used as a put down when done to an unpopular male or a male from outside your own social group. The implication is the recipient of the snake enjoys seeing other guys' boners. Shooting the snake can also be used to break up dull parties when someone has too much to drink and goes around showing his bone to party guests. May result in being punched in the nose or kicked in the nads. Use with Caution!

That twerp Jeremy kept hanging around us last night so Brad decided to shoot the snake at him! I thought I'd die laughing!

I dared Brad to shoot the snake at that nerd who parked in his spot at school, he totally did it!

Brad got so faced last night he went around asking if anybody wanted to see him shoot the snake. Nobody did, LOL!

shoot the snake by Budly Dog August 24, 2009

shake the dew off my lily 

The act of taking a piss and when done,vigorously shaking the penis in a up and down or side to side motion so the last drop of piss flies off into never never land!

I had 4 long island teas down at the strip club for lunch,I'm gonna go shake the dew off my lily and get back to work.

shake the dew off my lily by pipelayer24 May 31, 2013

dusting the snake 

doing lines of coke off of an erect cock

man, this crazy tramp tottaly dusted the snake last night!

dusting the snake by this dude. March 22, 2004

Max the Snake 

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.

At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

Max the Snake by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2021