shaggit

Slang way to say you'd wordshagwordsomething, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.

"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".

shaggit by Reginald Barrington August 26, 2003

Shagging Shirt 

Every single gentleman at one time or another has had that one shirt that provides unrivaled luck with the ladies on a night out.

"Are you out tonight mate?"

"Am I! I've just ironed my shagging shirt! I'll be dusting off a few Turbo Chargers in Mission looking for a few game tarts".

Shagging Shirt by The Badger of Hull October 3, 2014

Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.

Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

Swaggitis by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010

dildo shaggins 

The Hobbit when he's Horny

Bilbo Baggins? Ha! More like...

DILDO SHAGGINS!!! BOOYAH!

(gets analy penatrated)

dildo shaggins by Thatguyinyourshed. November 25, 2016

Swaggit 

A person that claims to have too much swag

Person 1: Yo dude look at how much swag i have

Person 2: Swaggit

Swaggit by ManSlayr December 25, 2011

SHAGWIT 

A person that is so fucking dumb and mentally cabbaged that they can't even reach the dizzy heights of FUCKWIT. Also known as a 'jibbering idiot,' 'fucknugget,' 'spazmoid' and 'TAF' (Thick as fuck.)

Craig is such a SHAGWIT, there is more intelligence found in a sun-baked turd.

SHAGWIT by GEMDNJ September 16, 2017

Panic Shagging

The frantic last few one night stands as university is coming to a end.

Nick was out panic shagging last night

Panic Shagging by cd987654321 June 12, 2009