Swaggitis

A bad ass disease where the swag germs just kick the ever loving shit out of your white blood cells and you feel like utter piss for several days. It's mighty awesome, and even though you feel like your esophogus is being set on fire, your still proud to say you've had motherfuckin' swaggitis.

Sorry, i cant go to school today. I have swaggitis and its playing whack-a-mole with my lymph nodes.

Swaggitis by harry fucking potter April 27, 2010

Swaggit 

A person that claims to have too much swag

Person 1: Yo dude look at how much swag i have

Person 2: Swaggit

Swaggit by ManSlayr December 25, 2011

Bilbo Swaggins 

A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.

Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!

Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!

Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.

Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!

Bilbo Swaggins by Rile E. Escobar May 25, 2011

swaggerist 

A Swaggerist is someone who practices swaggerism. They exemplify and exude a demeanor beaming with confidence, sophistication, happiness, positive attitude, coolness, and togetherness. Someone with Swagger gives off an aura of comfortability with his/her self, and a swaggerist has that in excess.

A swaggerist practices Swaggerism everyday, leading to continued success.

swaggerist by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016

Swaggtized 

Hypnotized by my swagg......

She is swaggtized!

Swaggtized by I am the WhiteKnight.Who else? October 27, 2011

Jacob Saggitits 

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time

Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”

Jacob Saggitits by Anomonous Personnn July 10, 2018

Swaggotism 

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.

"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...

Swaggotism by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013