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A person who is a Swag Fag Buts Also A Fucking faggot that no one likes.
Space:Houston We have a Problem
Houston:Whats That

Space:We have a wild swaggit on the loose. Here listen
Swaggit: Swag YOLO Bitches. you hate me cause yo aint me
Houston:Shit Kill it with Fire
Swaggit by 53r1@lv3l0c1ty May 26, 2013
1. (v.) To purchase or generously acquire the best swag.
2. (v.) Cousin to the phrase "snag it", but of higher quality than anything snaggable.
Dude, see that sweet 50" LCD HDTV over there that comes with the Lifetime channel pre-blocked? I'm going to swaggit!
swaggit by criddar January 4, 2006
A subset of Chad, usually under the age of 20, that skateboards...
Person 1: “You see those guys skateboarding over there? What a bunch of swaggits!”
Swaggit by SwaggitKiller July 20, 2018

Swaggin Wagon Dragon 

Your number one best friend. No one is above them and you are perfect for each other.
They are swaggin wagon dragons and will be together forever.

Swagitude 

n., the certainty that you have more of what it takes than anybody else alive; the awareness that you are a turn-on to anyone of any gender or any age.
Swagitude was embodied by Michael Jackson.

Only a handful of people in history can lay claim to real
swagitude.
Swagitude by SunsetDriver October 24, 2012

swiggity swooty 

The act of going after a piece of ass
"Swiggity swooty I'm coming for the booty"
swiggity swooty by Well_hung October 26, 2013
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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