A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.
Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.
The passionate result of a man wanking onto his lover's upper chest, neck and shoulders. Also the most wonderfully affectionate (and affordable) gift for a husband to bestow upon his wife on their wedding night.
Benny and Betty weren't rich by any means, but Benny loved to spoil his wife by giving her a pearl necklace whenever he could. Betty was generally appreciative, although not when Benny unexpectedly misfires and shoots her in the eye instead.
i) Computer programs that screw up other people's machines, deliberately.
ii) What anti-virus authors allegedly spend their time writing so we all have to buy their anti-virus programs to remove the viruses that they allegedly wrote in the first place, thus making them rich, and us poorer.
3. A test designed to measure the stupidity of the average internet user by seeing how many of them open up infected attachments in emails, despite thousands of warnings not to be so dumb.
Hmm let me open this not at all suspicious naked girls screensaver attachment.... larks! My hard disk is suddenly reformatting itself. This is the work of a dastardly virus!
Ever aging British children's entertainers, called Barry and Paul. Come from Rotherham. Have stupid haircuts, and all the maturity of a fresh fart. Famous catchphrase, 'To me, to you'.
A slang term to describe a male who has been caught in the act of cross dressing.
Also a term for a she-male, transexuals etc who regularly wear women's underwear.
"Look, if it ain't Betty Bollocks, the cross-dressing freak from number 24!"
Being completely removed from reality. Off your head.
Chaz has been taking those pills again, he's completely baabaa.
Slang way to say you'd word
something, possibly something inanimate, because you were so deprived of regular sex and ugly.
"That's a pretty pencil case, I'd shaggit".