Swiftophobia

Having a fear/being afraid of Suzuki swifts.

I cant get in that car. I have swiftophobia.

by Afro Barbadian June 14, 2021

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Shitophobia

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways

Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.

by phobosorino September 24, 2017

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swineophobia

The fear of the swine flu. Terrified of catching swine flu, someone who will run away from anyone who sneezes near them, in fear of catching swine flu. Someone extremely paranoide about swine flu.

Guy: Is she coming to the movies with us tonight?
Girl: Nah, she said she's not coming because Edward's going and she saw him sneezing at school today and she thinks he has the swine flu.
Guy: Wow, she has swineophobia.

by Cuchilla September 22, 2009

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swinophobia

A fear of pigs; people who have swinophobia generally don't eat pork and hate to be around pigs.

Person 1: "I am terrified of pigs!"
Person 2: " Having a phobia of pigs is called swinophobia!"

by gamergirl2424 June 12, 2016

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shaftophobia

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.

Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.

by Spankter April 15, 2005

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Swiftphobia

An unwarranted attack on Taylor Swift’s darling, delightful fandom also known as “Swifties” based purely on their hatred/jealousy of the respect and success Taylor holds/ holds for her fans.

Arianator: Be quiet you folkbore flop f@g

Swiftie 1 : I’m so sorry all I wanted to do was congratulate Taylor on her success because she helps me cope with my mental problems

Arianator: F0ck off, no one asked for your life story, you swifty tasteless biatch, stan ariana

Swiftie 2: No attack was warranted here wtf, this is a swiftphobia free zone

by folklore aoty 🤟🥰🥺 January 18, 2021

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