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Shitophobia 

Fear of the word shit being spelled in new ways
Oh sheit, I just found out he has Shitophobia.
Shitophobia by phobosorino September 24, 2017

swineophobia 

The fear of the swine flu. Terrified of catching swine flu, someone who will run away from anyone who sneezes near them, in fear of catching swine flu. Someone extremely paranoide about swine flu.
Guy: Is she coming to the movies with us tonight?
Girl: Nah, she said she's not coming because Edward's going and she saw him sneezing at school today and she thinks he has the swine flu.
Guy: Wow, she has swineophobia.
swineophobia by Cuchilla September 22, 2009

swinophobia 

A fear of pigs; people who have swinophobia generally don't eat pork and hate to be around pigs.
Person 1: "I am terrified of pigs!"
Person 2: " Having a phobia of pigs is called swinophobia!"
swinophobia by gamergirl2424 June 12, 2016

shaftophobia 

Fear of removing one's hand from one's penis for intervals longer than ten minutes.
Shaftophobia ruined Paul Rubens' career.
shaftophobia by Spankter April 15, 2005

Swiftphobia 

An unwarranted attack on Taylor Swift’s darling, delightful fandom also known as “Swifties” based purely on their hatred/jealousy of the respect and success Taylor holds/ holds for her fans.
Arianator: Be quiet you folkbore flop f@g

Swiftie 1 : I’m so sorry all I wanted to do was congratulate Taylor on her success because she helps me cope with my mental problems

Arianator: F0ck off, no one asked for your life story, you swifty tasteless biatch, stan ariana

Swiftie 2: No attack was warranted here wtf, this is a swiftphobia free zone

Swineophobia 

A fear of ALL pigs alive,dead or pork products.Not to be confused with Moriswineophobia a fear of dead pigs or pork products
Joey:So Derek u comin' to the farm?
Derek:Will there be pigs there>
Joey:Jesus Derek when will u get over ur swineophobia.
Swineophobia by Emmsiebabe August 27, 2008